Cry foolishly

this world is very cruel, survival of the fittest, the law of the jungle, nature every day staged a life-and-death practice field.

for tens of thousands of years, all kinds of creatures have been trying to evolve to survive, so that their populations can survive and multiply as much as possible. In this arduous and long process, however, many wonderful creatures point the wrong skill points in the direction of evolution and choose a unique path, which has become a wonderful work of the same kind of creatures.

recently, I have seen a lot of interesting creatures defined as exotic in the BBC nature documentary.

the original English word: misfit), refers to people who can't adapt to the environment. In this documentary, it is extended as an animal that is incompatible with the environment and its race.

but it seems that this issue is a collection of acting cute and funny creatures, and many of the animals make me wonder if they are acting cute for a living!

give just a few examples.

among these strange flowers are our national treasure of acting cute, a vegetarian, the giant panda.

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there are 36 species of moles living on the Ethiopian plateau in the world, the only big-headed mole that forages on the ground. Although they have poor eyesight and poor hearing, they are born moles, but they do not like to stay underground and walk at night. They have a heart that yearns for light. They like to go to the ground where wolves gather to eat grass and bask in the sun.

then enjoy the close-to-death real version of the plateau game to hit the mole and flirt with the hungry wolf.

despite their big heads, it has been proved that they are not smart.

amazingly, this race can survive.

penguin families are living in the forest, swimming in the stream every day to enjoy the life of seclusion.

after work, I went home after shopping ~

and Nautilus, who always swim backward and always bump into rocks at the bottom of the sea. Their daily routine is to keep bumping into each other.

finally, I laughed badly when I saw him run into the squid and run for his innocent life.

Octopus: damn it, you hit me five times in a month, are you sincere?

there are many others, so I'll introduce them one by one.

all of the above, although somewhat strange, at least have the basic ability to survive. For example, although pandas are vegetarian, their combat effectiveness is not low, they are bears after all;

although the big-headed mole has bad eyes and ears and loves to play with the speed of life and death, there is also a kind of sentinel bird that keeps watching for them to ensure the survival rate of escape (although I doubt the survival rate of doing so ….

although the Nautilus crashes every day, it is simply the king of accidents in the undersea world, but at least its shell is very hard. -= & nbsp;=

official complaint.

but the next one to come out, that is, today's protagonist is the strange word on them, who competes with it! fully deserve!

Yes, this is the stupidest parrot in history.

their names are kakapo (xiao) parrots (English name: kakapo). The pronunciation is cute.

Kakapo, like a parrot, is the fattest and heaviest parrot in the world, and the only parrot that can't fly. Yes, as wild birds living in the forest, they can't fly! People's quails can at least snort and fly low for a while, but their wings cannot fly at all, and they can't even glide!

so. Are your chickens in parrot shells?

come out with a cute face!

when kakapo walks on the ground, he looks as comfortable as Uncle Wang next-door walking in the park in the morning.

but once excited, he will also open his wings, and Dapeng will run flexibly.

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one of the major skills of kakapo children's shoes is tree climbing.

born as a bird, he evolved the skill of climbing trees because he could not fly and fell in love with trees. Climb a tree. Then why do you want to be a bird?

Kakapo climbs tree mouth and feet at the same time. It looks clumsy and hard, but it is skillful and can still climb to the top of the tree every time.

but! Whenever they climb to the top of the tree to come down, they seem to remember their identity as a bird, but forget that they are the flightless flowers of birds, and they always try to open their wings and flutter in the wind. I want to fly higher ~ fly higher ~

oh! I fell!

of course, I can't fly, there is only a pile of feathers flying in the air. After the strong Kakapo landed, thanks to the thick meat, it was safe and sound. Kakapo puzzled to look at the sky, and then look at their unknown wings, flapping their buttocks with a long sigh, why can't I fly?

Yes, why can't you fly?

mm-hmm, let me explain.

because the short wings of the kakapo lack the keel that controls the flight muscles of the bird, it is not enough to support it to fly, but can only maintain a general balance so that it does not fall while climbing the tree.

the above is the answer to Baidu, but I think the key question is that the kakapo is too fat!

most of them will store a lot of fat in the body, so that their weight is the highest of the same kind of parrots, so fat, of course, wings can not support!

even the narrator can't help complaining.

in addition, the following characteristics also confirm that Kakapo's IQ is worrying.

1. Kakapo is a night owl, likes to be active at night, worthy of the name of the owl. Wild kakapo likes to live alone, but females have little interest in reproduction, giving birth to only one child every five years on average. The second bird is longer than the cycle of the World Cup.

besides, male courtship is particularly stupid.

the clumsy male courtship way is that everyone cleans up in a fixed place and then starts singing bad songs to attract the female, who comes over and sneaks away if she feels stupid, leaving the lonely male to sing KTV all night.

this figure looks more delicious than a chicken.

some of them kept barking and didn't call their wives. I have to wait and look sad. For example, the following one, because it sang so badly, it didn't attract MM after singing all night. It was a failure to be a bird.

because the call of the kakapo is very penetrating, it is easy to be found by predators at night. On the other hand, the male on the brain of the spermatozoa, not only can not calmly distinguish but also often regard passing creatures such as possums or hungry predators as females who come to date, shouting and pouncing excitedly.

I'll go. How big is your heart?

this picture is too beautiful for me to describe.

2. Perhaps because of the long years, the Kakapo lives in a safe and stable environment, and everything is leisurely and calm. Therefore, since the landing of the European colonists in 1840, it has brought many exotic creatures, such as cats, mice, weasels, and so on, which have brought serious threats to the living environment of the kakapo.

Kakapo, which is born cute, sees that the defense mechanism of strange creatures and threats is very awesome, that is-- motionless!

God damn it, being still is not a defense mechanism. Do you think you have turned into stone?!

when I met the kakapo for the first time, I thought they exuded a noble, cold and gorgeous air of a king.

at first, alien species were also scared, because they didn't know what the flightless fat bird could do.

later, when I dared to go up and provoke, I found that his IQ didn't work and got stuck.

this time, it's a man-made knife. You don't have to chase it because you're a fish.

3. Kakapo is indeed very simple, never afraid of strangers, and even many people who have come into contact with them think that they are more close to people like dogs than birds. Unfortunately, the local natives do not like their calls, which are too harsh, so they are usually roasted with cumin as pheasants. 5555

as mentioned earlier, when Kakapo encounters strange situations and shocks, what is the usual defense mechanism (? He is motionless, but sometimes he will climb the tree in time, but because he can't fly, he likes to try to fly down from the tree, which will directly lead to casualties.

even if they do not climb trees, mentally retarded kakapos often forget that they are flightless birds, flapping their wings and slapping themselves foolishly when they flee in a hurry and instead lose their balance and fall to the ground on their back.

their only skill is to use their mimicry feathers to hide among the green grass.

then think to yourself: you can't see me, you can't see me.

how can I have the sadness of balls?

4. To make matters worse, the Kakapo smells good.

Kakapo has a very developed sense of smell, which is very helpful for nocturnal activities. They have the smell of fruit or honey.

this helps kakapos find companions in the forest, but unfortunately, mammal predators also like the taste.

it's like an animal that says "come and eat me" on your forehead.

5. The number of kakapos has always been small, so New Zealand has specially released them to an island with no natural predators and plenty of food to be kept in captivity. The local government has also set up feeding stations, and even artificially hatched eggs and artificially fed birds.

New Zealand's move reversed the fate of Kakapo extinction, but this bird has been growing slowly and not actively breeding, so it is always on the brink of extinction.

Life is really heavy and fragile, although they are simple and cute, full of optimism and innocence, and may not know their dangerous fate.

as one of the longest-lived birds in the world, they usually live to be between 90 and 100 years old. Longer than human beings, it may be in response to the old saying that they are relaxed and fat, and they live a carefree life, but they do not have a sense of crisis for survival, resulting in their endangered status quo.

as of 2012, the number of kakapos was 126, including 78 breeding adults.

whenever a film crew approaches the Kakapo, they are always excited to follow the camera crew. no matter how many injuries they have suffered, the animal seems to be naturally forgetful and always full of innocent favor for the world.

this is also the reason why many people come into contact with this wonderful work and quickly like them.

the awkward life like them makes me inexplicably moved and sad.

I also sincerely hope that this fat, flightless, stupid, stupid bird can get more human attention and love.

because of their stupidity, they are more like those rarely seen in this world.