I turned to a love novel written by Mary Sue when I was 13.

I turned to a love novel written by Mary Sue when I was 13.

Now I can't even write such a story.

Grandpa recently wanted to learn to surf the Internet, so I reinstalled the system (yes, I can also install the system) of the Haier notebook I bought in junior high school and used until my second year of high school (yes, I can also install the system). I found a love novel written by Mary Su in the late Qing Dynasty and the early Republic of China, "Cold smoke", which I wrote when I was 13 years old.

well, yes, the heroine's name is Chen Liangyan and the hero's name is Szeto Fengyi. That's a good name for Mary Sue! Just tell me if that's enough! )

at first glance, "Shili Yi Field is flamboyant". Mm-hmm, I am quite literary, and I feel pretty good!

Oh! I can't believe I still speak Japanese!

Oh, come to think of it, I didn't get into a good school, so I had to spend money on going to a private school, and the school I attended was once a girls' school built by the Japanese during World War II, so I did study Japanese for a semester.

but it seems that the grammatical words are all wrong?

whatever, move on.

shit is this Russian?! I assure Chairman Mao that I have never studied Russian. How do you pronounce this Nima?! I wrote this article in Duniang Dictionary at that time, didn't I? It must be like this, isn't it?!

well, I'm not that fond of foreigners. I read a lot of books about the history and culture of China's Qing Dynasty at that time.

look at the picture below.

do you know what a step bed is? Do you know what the Feng Yi Pavilion rendezvous screen is? Do you know what a three-story sandalwood cabinet is?

I don't know much about it myself.

what was all my pillow reading at that time?! I wonder if I read the Treasure Guide every day!

then I looked back and found that I spent at least 100 words describing the layout and furniture of the room in almost every chapter. Why don't I become a home decoration designer when I'm so good?

the guest this time is: Huanghua Li Zangwei pulls out the bed. Please applaud. Bang!

this is nothing. I looked at it and suddenly realized that I had no good intentions towards the hero. I always describe him as weak, shy, porcelain doll-like, beautiful, sick ….. It is ten thousand years of suffering! But at the age of 13, I am not a rotten girl!

Lady, can you tell me that you are an idiot? Just tell me if you are an idiot!

then I continued to look back, and I probably remembered a lot of the plots I had in mind.

this story is probably because the man dropped a sachet and was picked up by the woman, so the two met. Yes, the man is the one who lost the sachet. So to repay the female master (there is nothing to repay), the male master poached the female master who worked in the greenhouse to be his maid. Later, there are a series of commercial wars + house battles, please refer to "Daqing Salt Merchants", "Silver Empire", "Qiao Family Courtyard".

finally, when the man and the woman decided to OOXX each other, the man was unexpectedly QJ by a group of mountain bandits! Yeah, you're right. The hero was QJ! Then the man panicked about OOXX, but the woman finally persuaded him to overcome a great deal of hardship. This is an era of women's openness. Is this the story of the last years of the Qing Dynasty? )

then, just when I saw the male and female quarrel, I saw a Dan! Mac! Tong! Words!

I am knowledgeable, knowledgeable, knowledgeable, and versatile. I am simply a female doctor!

the heroine has a wide range of knowledge. She is a good girl of the May 4th Movement at the end of the Qing Dynasty and the beginning of the Republic of China. Liang Qichao is your teacher, right? You are so foreign!

the ending of anyway, the story is even more ridiculous: the man discovers that the woman is his sister! Lovers become brother and sister.

but they are still desperate to get together! Together!

(smoke a cigarette and calm down: I am a 13-year-old girl walking at the forefront of social morality. )

fin.

I remember that I was going to write a postscript at that time, but I never started. It seems to write that they gave birth to a mentally retarded son together. Although the son is very mentally retarded, the family of three is still very happy.

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now I can't even write such a story. Lost youth and lost brains.