Don't underestimate the power of the working people!

in fact, the cause of this is very simple.

is the last two days, I intend to mark the entry of Harry Potter Book 8 in Douban.

then I saw this.

Ah, the familiar cover, the magic title, the feeling of deja vu.

and then I thought, "Fuck, I bought this book!"

time flies and time flies. The Harry Potter series sold well in China at that time, but after all, they are a series of novels, and they are getting thicker and thicker. Although Aunt Rowling is more prolific, she is still a human being. So after the third film "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban", it entered a long waiting period.

readers can wait, but booksellers can't, so booksellers start to wonder what kind of deception they are going to do. What do you do to sell for money?

so there is a generation of fake legends: the Harry Potter series of fake books.

there is no evidence for the word of mouth. Let's start with the hot field of the two covers.

Yes, you read it correctly. One is the opening one, Harry Potter and the Golden Armor, and the other is called Harry Potter and Water Drops.

I bought both books.

at that time in the bookstore, I was shocked to see the new books in the Harry Potter series and two at a time.

"is this really new?" I asked the bookstore owner.

"that's not new." The boss said with a cigarette, "I just wrote it!" They haven't even started selling abroad yet. "

at the age of 12, I am naive and unworldly. I bought it.

although I saw these two shoddy covers, I hesitated for a moment. Especially the one in golden armor.

Why do you hesitate?

below is the cover of the genuine book Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

shit, who are you trying to deceive? Didn't you replace the Griffin with a dinosaur and lose the little girl (Hermione) P in the back?

can't you see that a fool can't see that?

well, I'm an idiot. I don't see it.

in other words, nothing can stop the heart of a die-hard fan.

I went home happily, didn't have a meal, sat down and began to read.

until I opened it, I didn't have the slightest doubt about the two books.

but after watching half of Golden Armor, I found something wrong.

this book and the first three stories don't seem to connect at all.

and because there are so many poems in Mao, the characters often start to sing, singing two or three pages at a time, is the paper free?

of course, after many years of reading other books, I realized that these two books actually copied a lot of the contents of the Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit.

so it's understandable why Harry Potter left school and even made friends with dwarves with axes.

it is understandable why the key to Harry Potter's victory over the enemy is a set of gold armor rather than a magic wand.

because it's bullshit.

but that's not the point.

the point is that there are a lot of hot-eyed descriptions in "Water Drops".

I would like to tell you responsibly that this introduction is not a lie.

Be ready to buy stunning pink sparkly prom dress and catch every eye in the crowd. There is no collection like ours.

so the question is, how much H?

the book can no longer be found (it was cheap without tearing it up on the spot). To give you a brief description, Harry rides a broom and rescues Hermione from a dragon alone. In the process of flying back, Hermione gets cold. Harry said, "come into my arms." then Hermione took off her clothes (er) and jumped into Harry's arms naked.

shit, I'm only 12 years old! Naive! What's wrong with me! Why are you showing me this?!

it's not over yet.

then the two gentle losers flew to an open place, fell, and began to call each other's names affectionately (naked).

this shout, called his mother for a whole page.

after shouting, they start kissing.

tongue kiss.

I admit that I have not been a good kid since I was a child. I have already read the "strawberry 100%" cartoons.

but in the face of this plot, I am still confused.

Aunt Rowling, what happened to you, Aunt Rowling! Aunt Rowling, don't give up treatment!

later, my young mind finally realized that these two books are fucking knockoffs. Garbage.

later, the fourth edition of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire was published, and the pirated copies disappeared in the bookstore.

you think it's over? No.

while searching for relevant information about these two copycat books, I also found more earth-moving content.

for example, Harry Potter and the Leopard Walking Dragon.

for example, Harry Potter and the Big funnel (how did the name paralysis come up).

the plot of the Big funnel goes like this.

looks a little familiar again.

the following is an introduction to genuine part II.

just look at these two plots, you can tell who is which?

Nima's naked plagiarism! More naked than Hermione in "Water Drops"!

there is even more amazing, Harry Potter and the porcelain Doll.

here's the plot.

who can tell me how to pronounce the word?

Sorry, I'm not educated.

this book, like the previous ones, is a regular publication.

seeNo, China Braille Publishing House (not illiterate publishing house, there is no such publishing house).

this means, is it right to treat us as blind in the first place?

you may have broken down, but it's not over yet.

the fourth part of the authentic edition is out, and the fifth part is a long time apart.

this time the bookseller did not save any more knockoffs, but quickly launched the self-translated Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix after the publication of the fifth English edition.

notice the difference between the last word here.

the fifth genuine edition, the official title of the domestic book is Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix.

there is no doubt that the order of the Phoenix has deceived many fans who are waiting for it.

also includes me.

Fuck.

all right, I'm almost done.

finally, I would like to mention, as far as I know, the last copy of Harry Potter.

this time, the shanzhai also learned its lesson. Instead of publishing it first, it quickly released the work of the same name after the authentic edition came out.

Yes, with the same name, it's called Harry Potter and the half-Blood Prince.

anyone familiar with the original novel knows that "half-Blood Prince" actually refers to Snape.

A firm and patient undercover, a man who has abandoned himself for the great cause of world peace.

of course, all this has nothing to do with this knockoff.

I still remember the contents of this copycat book. To put it simply, Harry Potter is in the sixth grade, and the school has approved him not to go to school and work as an exchange student at another college in continental Europe.

then the word Hogwarts never appeared again.

if you have a good memory, you should remember that there was a similar plot when we talked about the Big funnel just now.

however, the wave behind the copycat pushes the wave in front, and one wave is stronger than the other.

the Big funnel is pure plagiarism, and the half-Blood Prince has stopped plagiarizing and returned to the road of making it up.

the half-Blood Prince is a student of the new school, became a good friend with Harry Potter, went hand in hand, and killed Voldemort at the end of the story (Voldemort: I fucked your mother! ).

what's the prince's name?

is called "prince".

this person also has a pet, a wolf, whose name is Lust Wolf.

. Author, have you been stimulated by something?

it is said that these books are all unscrupulous booksellers who have hired a number of part-time workers to write them day and night.

so don't underestimate the power of the working people. Anything can happen in this magical land.

look at the titles of those books, "Harry Potter and Golden Armor", "Harry Potter and Water Doll", "Harry Potter and porcelain Doll", "Harry Potter and the Big funnel", and the legendary "Harry Potter and the Marshmallow".

can people in their right mind figure it out?

this is all art, my classmates.

on the other hand, although these books are a combination of copycat, piracy and plagiarism, each of them is a fervent contempt for copyright law.

but they all have on-track book numbers, publishers, and editions.

so how on earth did these books be published and reviewed?

Oh, who knows.

all I know is that the lunch money I was cheated out of will never come back.