Complaining about others will lead to retribution.
At the beginning of this year, I applied to participate in a program of Chinese as a foreign language. Students are Americans. They can't speak a word of English during their study. If they break the rules, they will be persuaded to quit. With the mentality of abusing these American flowers in Chinese, I came to Beijing. (warm reminder, please do not watch while eating and drinking water)
at the beginning of this year, I applied to participate in a program of Chinese as a foreign language. Located in Beijing, the students are American, and they are all American college students who have more than one year's experience in learning Chinese. They can't speak a word of English during their study, and if they break it, they will be persuaded to quit. With the mentality of abusing these American flowers in Chinese, I came to Beijing. These children seldom have a 214 tone in Chinese, so they can easily pick up the atmosphere and speak with a strong Henan flavor, so I didn't enjoy the pleasure of tyrannizing them the first time. Instead, I crawled in different degrees of Henan accent. When I got used to the Henan accent, I found that the situation had not been reversed. This is the most common situation. Student: the rare animal I would like to introduce to you is Ru very. Me: Student: Ruyin. Me: Student: dugong. Me: Dawu. Student: they are very fat because fat is a sign of beauty, only fat dugongs can attract women. Me: Why do they attract women? Student: no, I mean, only fat dugongs can attract cows.
Dead Phase
teacher: the topic of tomorrow's oral presentation is to choose a person you want to see. Student: I want to see Marilyn Monroe. Teacher: why? Student: because she is having an affair with KFC.
Kennedy: come on.
Student: teacher, what do you like to eat? Me: I like all kinds of food-related to milk. Student: Oh! Do you like to eat shit? Me: What? Student: do you like eating shit? Me: Say it again. Student: do you-- happy-- happy-- eat-- shit-- do you? Me: Does shit have anything to do with milk?! Student: of course! Shit is dried milk!
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Zhi.
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of course, not every conversation is a comedy and there are thrillers. Teacher: what impressed you most about this trip? Student: the teacher was driven away by the monkey, and we went up the mountain in a hearse.
when chatting, we often have eighteen bends in the mountain road, and in class, we often can't get into each other's world. Me: Do social networking sites have any influence on you? Student: Ah. I will go to such a website [shy] I met my current boyfriend through it. But I think on sites like this, most people are just looking for a one-night stand. Me: why? Student: take the website XX, for example, the men who go to this site have a common goal, which is to find Rest, the man you are interested in. Me: in Chinese social networks, most people just want to keep in touch with their friends, and few people have a special purpose. Student: Chinese people keep in touch with their friends on [such websites]? That's weird. (after 20 minutes of heated discussion) Student: teacher, I think the topic of Rest is really interesting. Me:
you go away. I need to be alone.
me: what kind of sports do people do in the United States, which can be said to be a status symbol? Student: punching a hole in the wall is a status symbol. Me: With a gun. Student: no! Teacher, how could you not know about this sport? There is a very round hole, you can hit the hole on the wall like this, the hole will come back, you can hit the hole back, the hole will come back, you can do this [continue to wave] to hit the hole back.
this time I need to go somewhere far away and be quiet.
me: I learned from Cui Jian in this lesson. What do you think Cui Jian's song is trying to express? Student: his songs all express strong love. Me: it's emotion. Student: all his songs express emotional love. Me: I mean, replace love with emotion. Student: all his songs express the emotion of love. Me: the correct sentence goes like this: his love. Fidelity K. Teacher: please judge whether these questions are right or wrong. Student: judge.
son, come here and I promise I won't shoot you.
I think these are all small potatoes. What saddens me most is that my Chinese level has deteriorated seriously. I used to complain about the composition of crooked people, saying that their composition is comparable to my English.